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(In the Future that is...its pretty safe right now)

Who Do you Are is ME?

This is Screaming Scissors. Am I of a person? A brand? Business with a touch of hobby-flair?
Suppose it's your decision!

Sorry (not that sorry) that the content on this site is mostly just reviews/recommendations of various media predicated upon how they made me feel (appose to anything "objective"); but I don't really know what else to post here, not that I have much desire to post much of anything anyways. When you get bored of this area, check out the two moving bars of links to other sites just above this text area!

If nothing else, rest assured-despite its look, I haven't yet abandoned this place...I'm just disgustingly lazy. Also I'm aware of the really poorly written sections (basically every other page); I'll make sure to rewrite them...eventually. So for now I guess I'll just have to ask you to excuse the writing quality :/